Someone left a message on my answer phone the other night, and I really have no idea how to respond.
Take a listen and see what you think. I've subtly edited the recording to remove any of their personal information.
Hi Graham Cluley, this is [redacted] umm.. I was trying to figure out, like, how to hack a Facebook account. I've been trying so many ways to do it and it's just not working, so I know you're the right guy to y'know do these kind of things and just help me out here. But you can call me back at [binary solo] the number I called you from, but I just really needed your help. I emailed you, I called you like five times but you didn't answer I'm pretty sure you're probably busy, but just give me a call back please. This is your biggest fan, I really need your help. thanks
Basically, they think I can tell them how to hack a Facebook account. This is even though I have previously told lots of other people that I wouldn't be able to answer their written requests either.
But now, it seems, some of them are even making transatlantic phone calls.
If you have a good suggestion as to how I should respond please leave a comment below.
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