Biohacking your body can be really painful… and not hugely useful

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Biohacking your body can be really painful... and not hugely useful

BBC News writes about the phenomenon of body hacking, where people choose to augment their body… with technology.

Turns out (surprise surprise) that the outcome of such biohacking is not all positive, as Lepht Anonym describes:

The magnets in my fingers really, really hurt. They hurt so much that your vision goes white for a bit. Really, really painful.”

The magnets allow her to sense electromagnetic radiation so she can tell if a device is on or off, whether a microwave is running and identify where power lines are. All of which, she admits, is “not hugely useful”.

She also has a chip under her skin that lets her interact with her phone and unlock doors.

Last August, we invited security researcher Scott Helme onto the “Smashing Security” podcast, where he described how he had an NFC chip implanted inside his hand which apparently means he doesn’t have to carry his office keycard around with him any longer.

More recently, as you can hear below, technology journalist David McClelland came on the podcast and shared the story of Danish firm BiChip that says it will allow cryptocurrency payments simply by waving your hand over a reader.

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Having a rice-grain sized RFID/NFC chip implanted into your hand is one thing, putting magnets under your fingertips is - in my opinion - another. And I have no doubt that some “grinders” (as they’re known) go much further than that.

But I think there’s a more fundamental reason why you may not need to hack your body to augment it with technology, and it’s this…

You already have astonishing technology that is surgically attached to your person. And that’s your smartphone.

What’s that you’re saying? Your smartphone is not actually implanted into your body? Well, maybe technically it isn’t, but it’s as good as.

After all, you carry it with you everywhere, And I mean everywhere, and most of us get the jitters if we’re not carrying our phone.

Maybe I’m a curmudgeon, but I do wonder why anyone would augment their body when there’s something that - chances are - they have with them all the time anyway. And a smartphone is probably a heck of a lot more useful than most of these biohacking implants.


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One Response

  1. Jim

    March 7, 2018 at 5:03 pm #

    I wonder if these people have got the idea from playing Deus Ex: human revolution and mankind divided?

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