I work from home.
My home has a loo.
It's a short distance to the loo from my home's study, where I blog about security, play online chess, and tweet about Doctor Who.
I mean I blog, play chess, and tweet from the study. Not the loo.
Anyway... the point is this: I have no need to hire a toilet.
And that's why I knew I should be wary of the email I received this morning.
Subject: GS Toilet Hire - Invoice (SI-523) for £60.00, due on 28/02/2016
Thank you for your business - we're pleased to attach your invoice in PDF. Please bear in mind that if we are in the area the price is reduced to £15+vat per visit.
Full details, including payment terms, are included.
If you have any questions, please don't hesitate to contact us.
Office, GS Toilet Hire
07930 391 011
Attached file: Sales_Invoice_SI-523_GS Toilet Hire.pdf.zip
So, at this point you're thinking... okay, I've been sent a ZIP archive file and inside the ZIP file there will be a boobytrapped PDF that will exploit some nasty Adobe vulnerability to infect my computer. Yeah? Well, not quite.
As security blogger Conrad Longmore describes (he like me received the malicious email, and has no need to hire a lavatory I imagine) the code downloads malware from the net, specifically a version of the Dridex banking Trojan.
Anti-virus scanner detection rates for this particular malware campaign (both the ZIP and the JS file) are currently quite low according to VirusTotal, although it is possible that other countermeasures running on your computer would protect you.
Of course, it's worth remembering that the criminals behind this attack are not banking on you being in the habit of hiring toilets. Their hope is that you will be so shocked to receive an invoice for hiring a loo that you will click on the attachment without thinking and infect your computer.
Here are my two pieces of advice for you:
Firstly, always be suspicious of unsolicited emails which arrive out of the blue. Especially if they have a potentially dangerous file attached. If you weren't expecting it, dump it.
And, number two, combine keeping your wits about you with an up-to-date layered defence to reduce the chances that you will be flushing your security down the pan.